if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me
This is just fucking weird.
enjoy your new bedtime, bitch
"A Spider Is Running Across My Heart And Then Another. Spiders Run Across My Heart And If I Close My Eyes, I Can Hear The Rush And The Rustle Of Their Tiny Dry Bodies Scurrying Through Me"
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
had me a blast
dick in my ass
the fact that you can be so totally sure of something and then in retrospect be like “WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING” is really terrifying to me and i think about it a lot
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
i laughed so hard my parents came to check what i was laughing at and looked at my computer screen and started laughing